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[astrology]

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[itmeanstruth]

I think Mom gave up on that logic the fourth or fifth time I made it up to the roof without a ladder.

[you’re talking to the guy who thinks a casual walk down the street isn’t complete without balancing on fences, climbing trees, swinging from overhangs, scaling walls, leaping over obstacles and/or all of the above. He’s been doing this for so long that it’s second nature. And still trains hard so as not to injure himself in the process.]

But enough about that! Tell me about the pillow forts!

[astrology]

your poor fuckin' mom, man

[ If she could share her weird power with him, she would. ]

Comfiest shit, man. wish I'd taken a photo or something
We even put up fairy lights
and then we made out a little but we stopped because she smacked me in the face with one of the pillows
Seriously, it's love

[itmeanstruth]

When I finally go all the way on American Ninja Warrior, she’ll have seen it coming longer than anyone!

[it is a really useful ability. And one that probably could have prevented many a trip to the hospital when the Uchiwa twins were younger.]

Oooh, fairy lights are a nice touch!
I was wondering if that’s how you went from pillow fort to sword fighting.

[astrology]

Expect me to be there cheering you on, ok?

Yeah, that was pretty much it. started with a pillow, turned into full on fencing across the apartment.
crazy shit, but fun

[itmeanstruth]

Sure! I’m gonna try my best to make it all the way to Vegas this year!
If last year’s city qualifiers were any indication, Isamu will have more than enough hand fans to go around! I think he’s even starting up a Fan Man Fan Club.

[It started as a play on his last name, Uchiwa literally meaning fan. And it stuck.]

Normally, I’d leave the eventual resolution of date night sword fighting up to the imagination, but... since you were bragging about no sex...
Winner? Loser? Peace treaty? lol

[astrology]

please tell me that's not literally the name of course fan club.

[ He can probably hear Kaoru's facepalm all the way from her house. ]

yeah, remember that thing you said about the pool noodle at the block party?
She had fencing training, dude. I never had a fucking chance.

[ She's not complaining. ]

[itmeanstruth]

[hark! What is that faint slapping sound being carried by the wind?]

Well, my nickname on the circuit really is the Fan Man. So, yeah, it’s cheesy. But it fits.

[you must be doing something right if other people give you a nickname. And not something like ‘butterknife’ because you keep slipping up.]

Sure, but to quote Isamu yet again - isn’t that where creative negotiations come in?