Sure! I’m gonna try my best to make it all the way to Vegas this year!
If last year’s city qualifiers were any indication, Isamu will have more than enough hand fans to go around! I think he’s even starting up a Fan Man Fan Club.

[It started as a play on his last name, Uchiwa literally meaning fan. And it stuck.]

Normally, I’d leave the eventual resolution of date night sword fighting up to the imagination, but... since you were bragging about no sex...
Winner? Loser? Peace treaty? lol